The fern file
The 350-million-year survivor that can't survive your living room — the honest fern dossier.
- · 21-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15
The bundle · 3 PDF guides
The fern person's pack
The fussy, humidity-hungry ones, honestly decoded.
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Wants attention, daily. The fussy, humidity-hungry plants decoded — ferns and calatheas on the record, plus the humidity handbook that keeps them happy.
- · The fern file
- · The calathea file
- · The humidity handbook
Who's behind this
I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.
The 3 guides in this bundle
What's inside →
The calathea file
The most dramatic plant in the shop, filed properly — the diva that folds up to pray every night.
- · 18-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15
The humidity handbook
What actually raises the humidity around your plants, and what is pure theatre — every trick ranked by the only thing that matters: the points it really adds.
- · 18-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15
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