
The plant library
What does your plant need today?
Trusted plant guides and bundles — written by real plant people to help you grow with confidence.
51 guides
Starter packs
Three guides each · save €10 · incl. VAT
New here, learning fast
The sprout person's pack
Dramatic, but worth it
The monstera person's pack
Thrives on neglect
The cactus person's pack
Wants attention, daily
The fern person's pack
Unkillable optimist
The pothos person's pack
Always facing the light
The sunflower person's pack
51 guides


guide
Plant myths, busted
Twenty houseplant myths, put on trial — with the true fact kept and the one thing to do instead.
€15

guide
Plant red flags
Twenty warning signs to check in the shop, before the till — the five-minute skill that saves you hundreds and keeps spider mites off the shelf you already love.
€15

guide
The €40 mistakes
The expensive divas you should skip first — and the cheap twin that teaches you the same skill for a tenth of the price.
€15

guide
The alocasia file
The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
€15

guide
The anthurium file
The plant everyone gets as a gift and nobody understands — starting with the fact that her flower is a leaf.
€15

guide
The bathroom & kitchen list
The moisture-lovers, room by room — free humidity, honestly rated.
€15

guide
The beginner's ten
The ten plants that actually live on my shelf — who they are, how they arrived, and the order a beginner should copy.
€15

guide
The begonia file
The collector's genus, honestly filed — three tribes, one white-dust villain, and the leaves that outshine the flowers.
€15

guide
The calathea file
The most dramatic plant in the shop, filed properly — the diva that folds up to pray every night.
€15

guide
The carnivorous plants starter file
Venus flytraps and sundews indoors — the most-wanted, worst-treated plants in the shop, filed properly. She's not a houseplant. She's a bog plant with special effects.
€15

guide
The dark room list
What actually survives a north-facing room — the honest buy list for the flat with one sad window.
€15

guide
The divas
The field guide to dramatic plants — why they act like they're dying when they aren't, and the one time per diva when it's real.
€15

guide
The dog person's plant list
Thirty dog-safe plants, scored and grouped by where they actually survive a dog — plus the one page that belongs on your fridge.
€15

guide
The fern file
The 350-million-year survivor that can't survive your living room — the honest fern dossier.
€15

guide
The ficus & rubber plant file
The rest of the ficus family, reviewed honestly — the weeping fig that faints at every change, and the rubber plant that forgives almost anything.
€15

guide
The fiddle leaf fig file
The honest review of the interior-magazine tree that punishes you for believing the photo.
€15

guide
The graveyard
Everything I've killed, filed by cause of death — and the exact lesson that would have saved each one.
€15

guide
The heatwave guide
The 35-degree week, survived — what heat actually does to a plant, and exactly what to do by the forecast.
€15
If a guide doesn't help you, I'll refund it — I've wasted enough money on plants for the both of us.
Quick answers
How do I get the guide?
Right after payment you land on a download page, and the link also arrives in your inbox. It's a PDF — read it on your phone, tablet, or print it.
Do I need an account?
No. Your email address is all it takes — that's where the download goes.
What if it's not for me?
Email hello@leafjournal.app within 30 days and you get your money back. No forms, no questions. I'd rather refund you than have you own a guide you don't use.
The plant library
What does your plant need today?
Honest field guides and bundles — from €15, yours forever.
The three I’d hand a friend first.
Every guide is a chapter of the same story.
The guides
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Starter packs
Three guides each · save €10 · incl. VAT
New here, learning fast
The sprout person's pack
Dramatic, but worth it
The monstera person's pack
Thrives on neglect
The cactus person's pack
Wants attention, daily
The fern person's pack
Unkillable optimist
The pothos person's pack
Always facing the light
The sunflower person's pack
If a guide doesn’t help you, I’ll refund it — I’ve wasted enough money on plants for the both of us.
Quick answers
How do I get the guide?
Right after payment you land on a download page, and the link also arrives in your inbox. It's a PDF — read it on your phone, tablet, or print it.
Do I need an account?
No. Your email address is all it takes — that's where the download goes.
What if it's not for me?
Email hello@leafjournal.app within 30 days and you get your money back. No forms, no questions. I'd rather refund you than have you own a guide you don't use.













