Leaf Journal
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The plant killer test

I've killed enough plants to know there are exactly five ways it happens. Tell me how you live, and I'll tell you which one is coming for your next plant.

Diagnosis pending

How will your next plant die?

8 questions, 75 seconds. An honest diagnosis, the one habit to change, and the guide that prevents exactly your kind of funeral.

8 questions±75 secondsAnonymous · instant result
Be honest — it's faster.

Answers are logged anonymously (no account, no cookies) so the journal learns what actually kills everyone's plants. The yearly census gets published here.