The beginner plant list
12 plants I'd actually buy again (and 5 I wouldn't)
the plant journal
Stop killing your plants — get the exact care routine that works
What worked, what died, and what I'd buy again — written down so your plants don't pay for my learning curve.
The plant library
Field guides, from one plant killer to another.
Practical, honest PDFs — what worked, what died, and what I’d buy again. From €15, VAT included.
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5 plants you (probably) can't kill
My most-downloaded list — the five most forgiving plants I know, with the one honest catch for each. Straight to your inbox as a PDF.
The watering card
Stop watering on a schedule. Check these 3 things instead.
The cat-safe shortlist
Plants your cat can audition for dinner — safely.
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For the friend who kills everything. 
The calathea hive came for me. ♡ 
My biggest regret is in here too.
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