the beginner plant list
12 plants i'd actually buy again (and 5 i wouldn't)
the shared plant journal
tips, tricks & confessions
from plant people like you
a shared journal of what worked, what died, and what we'd buy again — so your plants don't pay for anyone's learning curve.
the weekly entry
real plant talk. once a week.
no fluff. just the stuff we all wish we knew sooner.
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four things you can do right now
ask a question
stuck with a struggling plant? plant your question on the board — a real human reads every single one.
ask the journalhelp someone out
read what other plant people are dealing with, reply with what worked for you, and water the answers you love.
browse the boardbury a plant
lost one? give it a headstone, an honest cause of death and a few last words. zero judgement, lots of flowers.
visit the graveyardget your own page
a member card with your number, your questions and replies in one place, and stamps for helping out.
become a memberthe guides everyone
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the full list — on screen + in your inboxthe watering card
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plants your cat can audition for dinner — safely.
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about this journal
no botanists here.
this started with one calathea, dead in 11 days, and the notes that followed.
now it's a growing collection of field notes from plant people everywhere — the wins, the regrets, the rescues. you ask, you confess, you correct us in the comments; we write it all down.
welcome to the chaos. add to it.
the weekly entry
real plant talk. once a week.
no fluff. just the stuff we all wish we knew sooner.
unsubscribe anytime. your inbox, your rules.
one honest entry, every sunday. i can barely keep my plants alive, let alone a marketing funnel.