gerald the fern
2024 – 2026
Forgot it existed
“you hung in the one corner i never look at. that was on me, gerald.”
fern-fiona · 2 Jun
the back pages
The graveyard
A memorial wall for houseplants that didn't make it. Read the eulogies, leave a flower on the ones that hit home — and if you lost one, bury it here with its honest cause of death, because honesty is how the next one survives.
6 plants remembered here. Zero judged.
The burial form
Lost one recently? Give it a proper goodbye: name, dates, honest cause of death, a few last words. A human reads every memorial before it appears — usually within a day. Keep it kind; we mourn plants here, not people.