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The latin decoder

What the label is really telling you — before you buy.

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The Latin name is the only honest thing on a garden-centre tag. This keepsake reference teaches you to read it in an afternoon: the size, colour, shape and texture words, the golden habitat words that predict the watering, and the warnings — the €300 mislabel, the variegata premium, the names that keep changing. Includes a wallet-sized decoder card you fold and carry.

  • · 20-page PDF
  • · Print-at-home
  • · Personal licence

What's inside

  • The name is a sentence
  • The decoder dictionary
  • The golden chapter
  • Origins & the vanity corner
  • The warnings in names
  • Reading three real garden-centre tags, decoded word by word
  • Why the names keep changing
  • The wallet card + "name your own plant" self-test

Who's behind this

I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.

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How do I get the guide?

Right after payment you land on a download page, and the link also arrives in your inbox. It's a PDF — read it on your phone, tablet, or print it.

Do I need an account?

No. Your email address is all it takes — that's where the download goes.

What if it's not for me?

Email hello@leafjournal.app within 30 days and you get your money back. No forms, no questions. I'd rather refund you than have you own a guide you don't use.

If this guide doesn't help you, I'll refund it — email hello@leafjournal.app within 30 days and it's done.

The latin decoder

€15incl. VAT