Plant red flags
Twenty warning signs to check in the shop, before the till — the five-minute skill that saves you hundreds and keeps spider mites off the shelf you already love.
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The unkillables
The twelve plants that survive you — and the only two mistakes that still put them in the ground.
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Twelve genuinely hard-to-kill houseplants, honestly scored for the way you actually live: forgotten months, dark corners, radiators, holidays. Each card carries a survival meter, what she shrugs off, and her real breaking point. Then the twin chapters that matter most — drowning and the giant pot, the two kindness-kills that finish an unkillable — plus a 15-minute-a-month shelf plan, a travel table, and the honest signs she's actually dying.
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What's inside
- How to read the cards
- 12 scored survivor cards in three groups
- The whole shelf at a glance
- Unkillable ≠ unhappy
- Mistake one, drowning
- Mistake two, the giant pot
- The survivor's contract + the guilt-free 15-minute shelf + a 2–6 week travel table
- When survival actually ends
Who's behind this
I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.
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Everything a first plant needs — and the red flags before you buy.
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Thirty plants your cat can audition for dinner — safely.
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What actually survives a north-facing room — the honest buy list for the flat with one sad window.
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