
Plant red flags
Twenty warning signs to check in the shop, before the till — the five-minute skill that saves you hundreds and keeps spider mites off the shelf you already love.
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Field guide · PDF
Herbs and edibles you actually cook with, indoors — kept alive by someone who killed a lot of basil first.
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The honest light rules (herbs are full-sun field crops, and the south-sill truth), ten crop cards scored by how hard they'll fight you, the harvest that makes them double, the five ways they die, and the one rescue that pays for the guide. Starting with the thesis that saves every beginner: supermarket basil isn't a plant, it's a bouquet.
I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.
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Twenty warning signs to check in the shop, before the till — the five-minute skill that saves you hundreds and keeps spider mites off the shelf you already love.
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What actually survives a north-facing room — the honest buy list for the flat with one sad window.
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