
The alocasia file
The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
- · 19-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15

Field guide · PDF
Venus flytraps and sundews indoors — the most-wanted, worst-treated plants in the shop, filed properly. She's not a houseplant. She's a bog plant with special effects.
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The honest review, the three rules the whole hobby runs on (rainwater only; never feed or repot in soil; real sun), the flytrap and sundew files, the winter dormancy that makes or breaks year one, the supermarket rescue, and the bog garden. From someone who killed three before he read the label — so yours survives past Christmas. Non-toxic to cats, per the ASPCA.
I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.
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Everything a first plant needs — and the red flags before you buy.
The beginner's ten · The unkillables · Plant red flags
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The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
€15

The plant everyone gets as a gift and nobody understands — starting with the fact that her flower is a leaf.
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The ten plants that actually live on my shelf — who they are, how they arrived, and the order a beginner should copy.
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