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The alocasia file
The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
€15
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guide
The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
€15

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The plant everyone gets as a gift and nobody understands — starting with the fact that her flower is a leaf.
€15

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The ten plants that actually live on my shelf — who they are, how they arrived, and the order a beginner should copy.
€15

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The collector's genus, honestly filed — three tribes, one white-dust villain, and the leaves that outshine the flowers.
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The most dramatic plant in the shop, filed properly — the diva that folds up to pray every night.
€15

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Venus flytraps and sundews indoors — the most-wanted, worst-treated plants in the shop, filed properly. She's not a houseplant. She's a bog plant with special effects.
€15

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The 350-million-year survivor that can't survive your living room — the honest fern dossier.
€15

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The rest of the ficus family, reviewed honestly — the weeping fig that faints at every change, and the rubber plant that forgives almost anything.
€15

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The honest review of the interior-magazine tree that punishes you for believing the photo.
€15

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The collector's plant, honestly reviewed — the easiest houseplant to keep alive, the slowest to make bloom, and worth every year of the wait.
€15

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The complete dossier on the plant everyone buys first and understands last.
€15

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The gift plant that never reblooms — and why she was never dead, just between shows.
€15

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The most communicative plant in the trade — a moisture meter with leaves, filed properly. Learn her language and she'll never have to faint again.
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The pet-safe genus, on the record — over 1,500 species, none of them toxic, most of them under a fiver.
€15

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How to keep the trailing aroids full and bushy — instead of three bald two-metre ropes.
€15

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The two plants everyone calls "unkillable" — and the honest file on why you keep drowning them anyway.
€15

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Pearls, hearts, turtles and friends — the most photographed and most killed plants on the internet, on the record.
€15

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Why your succulent stretches into a pale, leaning stick — and how to chop her back into the rosette you paid for.
€15
If a guide doesn't help you, I'll refund it — I've wasted enough money on plants for the both of us.
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The plant library
18 finds
The alocasia file€15 · PDF
The anthurium file€15 · PDF
The beginner's ten€15 · PDF
The begonia file€15 · PDF
The calathea file€15 · PDF
The carnivorous plants starter file€15 · PDF
The fern file€15 · PDF
The ficus & rubber plant file€15 · PDF
The fiddle leaf fig file€15 · PDF
The hoya file€15 · PDF
The monstera file€15 · PDF
The orchid file€15 · PDF
The peace lily file€15 · PDF
The peperomia file€15 · PDF
The pothos & philodendron file€15 · PDF
The snake plant & zz file€15 · PDF
The string of things file€15 · PDF
The succulents indoors file€15 · PDFRight after payment you land on a download page, and the link also arrives in your inbox. It's a PDF — read it on your phone, tablet, or print it.
No. Your email address is all it takes — that's where the download goes.
Email hello@leafjournal.app within 30 days and you get your money back. No forms, no questions. I'd rather refund you than have you own a guide you don't use.