The alocasia file
The honest dossier on the most beautiful plant that will make you doubt yourself, monthly — including the one page that stops you binning her alive.
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- · Personal licence
€15
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The peace lily file
The most communicative plant in the trade — a moisture meter with leaves, filed properly. Learn her language and she'll never have to faint again.
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The complete dossier on the peace lily (Spathiphyllum) — the beginner's favourite that tells you exactly what she needs, if you learn to read her. Inside: the honest review, the famous faint decoded (and why leaning on it slowly costs her), the white-flag story, why she stopped blooming, brown tips hedged honestly, the funeral-plant paradox handled with tenderness, and the cat-safety distinction that actually matters.
- · 19-page PDF
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- · Personal licence
What's inside
- The honest review
- The faint
- The faint-o-meter
- The white flag
- Why she stopped blooming
- Brown tips, decoded
- The lily that isn't
- The plant you were given
Who's behind this
I'm not a botanist, and I don't have 150 plants — I keep a windowsill's worth, and I've killed a few learning how (a Calathea in eleven days is how this whole thing started). When something goes wrong I go down the rabbit hole: the studies, the extension-horticulture pages, the 2am forum threads, and every horror story plant people send in on @leafjournal on TikTok. These guides are that mix — hands-on experience checked against the research, cleaned up and told straight. No lab, no sponsorships, no “trust me.” Just what actually keeps a plant alive, so yours isn't the one that learns it the hard way.
Best value
The sprout person's pack
Everything a first plant needs — and the red flags before you buy.
The beginner's ten · The unkillables · Plant red flags
€35€45
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The anthurium file
The plant everyone gets as a gift and nobody understands — starting with the fact that her flower is a leaf.
- · 20-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15
The beginner's ten
The ten plants that actually live on my shelf — who they are, how they arrived, and the order a beginner should copy.
- · 19-page PDF
- · Print-at-home
- · Personal licence
€15
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